The Most Interesting Man In The World

IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY

I DONT ALWAYS FORGET BIRTHDAYS ..OH WAIT YES I DO ......... The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT CHINESE FOOD

BUT WHEN I DO I WATCH THE BIG BANG THEORY WHILE MASTURBATING TO CELINE DION The Most Interesting Man In The World

Die Bear Die.

I DONT ALWAYS TRY TO HIDE MY GINGER COLORED BEARD BUT WHEN I DO I USE JUSY FOR MEN . The Most Interesting Man In The World

DO YOU EVEN NAP BRO??

I DON'T DRINK OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO   I GO DOWNATAIRS FOR A HARDCORE NAP ON THE COUCH The Most Interesting Man In The World

3RD HOME

I DON'T OFTEN CALL 3RD HOME, BUT WHEN I DO , THEY: MAKE ME FEEL IMPORTANT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay Classy 3RD HOME

I DON'T OFTEN CALL 3RD HOME, BUT WHEN I DO, THEY: MAKE ME FEEL IMPORTANT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay Classy 3RD HOME

I DON'T OFTEN CALL 3RD HOME, BUT WHEN I DO, THEY: MAKE ME FEEL IMPORTANT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fantasy Football

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO, I BEAT MEGA'S ASS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

We all do it.

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK ON THE PHONE BUT WHEN I DO, I WALK EVERYWHERE AROUND MY HOUSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday, Rusty!

I DON'T ALWAYS SEND BIRTHDAY WISHES, BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS TO THE OTHER MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD! The Most Interesting Man In The World