The Most Interesting Man In The World

Short Fuse!!

IF HALF KNOWLEDGE IS DANGEROUS... THEN WE I AM A BLOODY NUCLEAR WEAPON!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Going black

I DON'T USUALLY GO BLACK BUT WHEN I DO, I NEVER GO BACK. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The notebook

I DON'T USUALLY ENJOY THE NOTEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO I EAT AN ENTIRE GALLON OF VANILLA ICE CREAM IN MY UNDERWEAR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Male strippers

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Conversión con yo mismo

I DON'T USUALLY ENJOY PEOPLE WHY? WHEN YOU'RE THIS INTERESTING, THE ONLY GOOD CONVERSATIONS YOU CAN HAVE ARE WITH YOURSELF.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Boots und pants

I DON'T USUALLY ENJOY EXTACY BUT WHEN I DO YOU MAY FIND ME AT THE LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTER NAKED WITH A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Coke at 7-Eleven

I DON'T ALWAYS ENJOY COCAINE BUT WHEN I DO YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FIND ME UNDER THE COUNTER OF 7-ELEVEN LOOKING FOR THE TWO DOLLARS IN PENNIES I THREW AT THE CLERK SO I CAN PURCHASE A SLUSHIE AT TWO IN THE MORNING The Most Interesting Man In The World

OH HEY DARYL EISENBERG...

I DON'T ALWAYS SEND EMAILS WITHOUT NECESSARY ATTACHMENTS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR A MAJOR CASTING COMPANY The Most Interesting Man In The World

HEAD THONG

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR UNDERWEAR BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S LITTLE PINK THONG!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oooh la

I DON'T ALWAYS COMMENT ON THINGS BUT MY FRIEND, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU SUFFER FROM F**NG GENERALIZED ANXIETY DISORDER. The Most Interesting Man In The World