The Most Interesting Man In The World

Too many crab legs!

I DON'T USUALLY OVER EAT. BUT WHEN I DO... IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE OF TOO MANY CRAB LEGS The Most Interesting Man In The World

After you find that last minute somebody for the holiday season!!!

AND SOON AS THE HOLIDAY OVER, EVERYBODY WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL... THIRSTY... The Most Interesting Man In The World

short smeller

I DON'T ALWAYS SMELL SOMEONES UNDERWEAR BUT WHEN I DO I PUT MY NOSE RIGHT IN IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Korn single

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT A SINGLE BUT WHEN I DO I SAY FUCK THAT The Most Interesting Man In The World

drink with animals

I NEVER DRINK DURING AGGIE GAMES BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE NO ANIMALS ARE HARMED AFTER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Thanks for the add

I DON'T ALWAYS ADD PEOPLE, BUT WHEN I DO,  THE BEST PEOPLE LIKE HORROR, ARTWORK, POETRY, AND LAUGHTER.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Light Bulb Man

I DON'T ALWAYS LEAVE MY LIGHTS ON, BUT WHEN I DO IT IS BECAUSE I AM ONLY OUT OF THE ROOM FOR 15 MINUTES OR LESS AND IT TAKES MORE ENERGY TO TURN THEM ON THAN OFF The Most Interesting Man In The World

Don't be thirsty, lonely men.

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I don't always give a fuck but when I do I must be drunk

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most interesting guy

I DON'T ALWAYS CLAIM TO BE THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD  OH WAIT I TOTALLY DO MAKE THAT CLAIM. The Most Interesting Man In The World