The Most Interesting Man In The World

girls night out

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK WITH CO-WORKERS BUT WHEN I DO, I END IT WITH HEAD IN TOILET The Most Interesting Man In The World

XX Advise

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE RACHETS ADVISE BUT WHEN I DO I SAY,

Free food

I DON'T ALWAYS EMAIL THE WHOLE OFFICE BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR FREE FOOD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Junior $

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK FOR MONEY BUT WHEN I DO, HALF THE JUNIOR CLASS DOESN'T PAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

What is, 'looking smart?'

 WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE OVER, I PLAY IT BACK. THEY ARE IMPRESSED I KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear sunglasses

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR SUNGLASSES BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE DAMN SURE I LOOK LIKE HORATIO CAINE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Usin Jewel keys

I DON'T ALWAYS USE MY JEWEL KEYS BUT WHEN I DO,ITS WHEN I'M NEARLY BROKE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

For todd

I WOULD BUY YOU A BEER TODD IF YOU WOULD SHAVE THEM DAMN SIDEBURNS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oh shit...let me get my guns!!

I DON'T ALWAYS BUST A CAP.. BUT WHEN I DO, ITS WHEN SOMEONE IS WEILDING A SANDWHICH AS A WEAPON! The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS CRUSH ON WOMEN BUT WHEN I DO THEY AREN'T READY The Most Interesting Man In The World