The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS GET IMPERSONATED BUT WHEN I DO, I'M NOT AT ALL OFFENDED The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't often sit down for long,

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Reading your Textbook

I DON'T ALWAYS MARK     MY TEXTBOOK  BUT WHEN I DO, I REMAIN FOCUSED, CONDENSE MATERIAL, AND INCREASE MY COMPREHENSION The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't often sit down for long,

BUT WHEN I DO... I DO IT WITH MORE ASS THAN THIS BITCH! The Most Interesting Man In The World

NFL'S Coward Team

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I don't always make bad

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Drinky drunky

I DON'T ALWAYS GET DRUNK, BUT WHEN I DO, I PISS OFF THE ENTIRE FAMILY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make bad decisions

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bad ideal

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funny people

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