The Most Interesting Man In The World

Belated Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ALWAYS A FEW DAYS LATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Jeanne Boo

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH A LADY HAPPY BIRTHDAY... BUT WHEN I DO... THAT LADY IS JEANNE STROUP! The Most Interesting Man In The World

THE KIDZ FUND

I DO NOT ALWAYS DONATE, BUT WHEN I DO I GIVE MY ALL TO THE KIDZ FUND The Most Interesting Man In The World

always sex

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX  BUT WHEN I DO THERE IS A SONIC BOOM AND THE ENTIRE NEIGHBOURHOOD FREAKS OUT The Most Interesting Man In The World

celebs who stalk

I DON'T ALWAYS BLOCK PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE  CREEPY STALKER HYPOCRITES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Marcus Mariota 4 Heisman

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH FOOTBALL... BUT WHEN I DO, I ROOT FOR MARCUS MARIOTA The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch football

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH FOOTBALL, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TO WATCH NICK MARSHALL THROW WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER! WAR EAGLE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

beer man!

I DONT ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE PATRIOTS BUT WHEN I DO, ITS FOR DETROIT TO MOVE IN 1ST PLACE The Most Interesting Man In The World

FOOT COFFINS

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR SHOES... BUT WHEN I DO, I ASK MY FEET TO FORGIVE ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

hater of packers

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S THE PACKERS The Most Interesting Man In The World