The Most Interesting Man In The World

snarking on my girlfriend's tv shows

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH TELEVISION WITH MY GIRLFRIEND BUT WHEN I DO, I SNARK UNTIL SHE THROWS THINGS AT ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Snark Trek

I DON'T ALWAY WATCH STAR TREK BUT WHEN I DO, I MST3000 THAT SHIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DONT ALWAYS PASS SLOW DRIVERS BUT WHEN I DO,  I CHECK TO SEE IF THEY LOOK AS STUPID AS THEY DRIVE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always pass slow drivers

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Paid to shop.

THEY SAY I'M A SMART SHOPPER. AND THEY'RE RIGHT! I GET PAID TO SHOP ONLINE. DO YOU? The Most Interesting Man In The World

lost in the woods

I MIGHT NEVER GET LOST IN THE WOODS  BUT WHEN I DO I CALL MY BROTHER  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ill miss you

I DONT ALWAYS SAY GOODBYE, BUT WHEN I DO

Haha !!

YOU ARE NOT THE QUEEN !!! SORRY TO BUST YOUR BUBBLE !!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

SAY IT WITH CONFIDENCE

I DON'T ALWAYS OFFER AN OPINION BUT WHEN I DO, I SAY IT WITH CONFIDENCE The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Interesting Man in the World's Migraine Solution

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A MIGRAINE BUT WHEN I DO IT IS ALL THE TIME SO SOMEONE TAKE THIS BOTTLE OF DOS EQUIS AND HIT ME OVER THE HEAD SO I CAN REFOCUS MY PAIN KTHX The Most Interesting Man In The World