The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to Ferguson,

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO FERGUSON, BUT WHEN I DO, I BRING MARSHMELLOWS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mashed Potatoes

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE THE THANKSGIVING MASHED POTATOES BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE TWELVE VARIETIES TO PLEASE EVERYONE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My friend folks

I DON'T ALWAYS LAUGH AT FRIENDS BUT WHEN I DO ITS WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT A MEME IS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Snow Day!

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE A SNOWDAY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S USUALLY IN MANITOWOC WI!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Twitter after the Ferguson decision

I DON'T ALWAYS START MY TWEETS WITH

Wise Words From The World's Most Interesting Man:

I DON'T RECOMMEND USING SILLY MEMES ON FACEBOOK, BUT IF YOU DO, MAKE SURE IT IS A SPECIAL OCCASSION HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BIG BROTHER, JEFF The Most Interesting Man In The World

Wise words from the WMIM

I DON'T NORMALLY USE MEMES, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BIG BROTHER, JEFF The Most Interesting Man In The World

I may not always eat Chili

I MAY NOT ALWAYS EAT CHILI  BUT WHEN I DO I EAT AT THE PTR CHILLI COOKOFF The Most Interesting Man In The World

Go Gators

I DON'T ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE GATORS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AGAINST THE SEMINOLES The Most Interesting Man In The World

why should I listen to you?

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER SO YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T VALUE MY OPINION OF IT TOO HIGHLY The Most Interesting Man In The World