The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay Petty Pendejos

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE PETTY THOUGHTS... BUT WHEN I DO THEY ARE USUALLY OF YOU! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hate the Gators

I DONT ALWAYS HATE THE GATORS................. BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WITH A PASSION! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Talking to an Introvert

I DON'T ALWAYS ENJOY BEING ALONE. I HAVE 2 KIDS TO PROVE IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Queuing

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE AN INFINITE QUEUE BUT WHEN I DO, MY ARRIVAL RATE IS GREATER THAN MY SERVICE RATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most Interesting Man

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE ELECTIVES IN COLLEGE, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S CST 271 The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bed Hog

I DON'T ALWAYS SLEEP ON YOUR SIDE OF THE BED BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE AND HOG ALL OF IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

not all the time

I DONT ALWAYS SUCK DICK BUY WHEN I DO THERE IS GONNA BE A MASSIVE ORGY  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dan Bilzerian

DOSNT ALWAYS GET PUSSY  OH WAIT YEA HE DOSE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Robert is a virgin

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE FUN I SOMEONE BUT WHEN I DO  I MAKE SURE TO MAKE IT WORSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

stephen fuck off

I DONT ALWAYS ITCH MY BUTT HOLE  BUT WHEN I DO, IT BLEEDS  The Most Interesting Man In The World