The Most Interesting Man In The World

For Dora

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE ROLLS BUT WHEN I DO, I USE THE KIND IN THE CARDBOARD TUBE THAT POPS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Thesis

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO GRAD SCHOOL, BUT WHEN I DO I DON'T WRITE A THESIS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

sals team

I DONT ALWAYS PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO MY BENCH OUTSCORES MY STARTERS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

how bout those cowgirls

I DON'T ALWAYS ROOT FOR A MANNING BUT WHEN I DO THEY ARE PLAYING THE COWBOYS The Most Interesting Man In The World

metallica listens to metallica

WHEN I LISTEN TO METALLICA SO DOES METALLICA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dish screwing up

I DON'T ALWAYS TEAR THE TV OFF THE WALL... BUT WHEN I DO...  IT'S WHEN MY DISH QUITS WORKING BEFORE THE COWBOYS GAME The Most Interesting Man In The World

WHEN YOU PROVE STUFF TO YOUR FRIND

WHEN YOU PROVE YOUR FRIND WRONG The Most Interesting Man In The World

GO BUCKEYES

I DON'T OFTEN DO BUSINESS WITH MICHIGAN GRADS BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO TIP THEM FOR THE PIZZA. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Michelle Johnson Nikolay is so awesome!!

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH CANCER ON PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S MICHELLE JOHNSON NIKOLAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

The poop is real

I DON'T ALWAYS POOP BUT WHEN I DO ITS #POOPUPDATESTATUS TIIIME The Most Interesting Man In The World