The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DONT ALWAYS WATCH GOLDEN TIME BUT WHEN I DO, I CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH The Most Interesting Man In The World

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Also Excited

I, TOO, AM EXCITED. ISN'T THAT MOST INTERESTING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay Thirsty

BIRTHDAYS DO NOT INTEREST ME EXCEPT YOURS, CAMILLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH HER BUT WHEN I DO ITS RIGHT IN THE VAGINA The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS GET FOOD AT THE CAFETERIA BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S OCCUPIED BY AN UNEXPECTED ELABORATE MEETING AND CLOSED FOR THE HOUR I'M FREE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Tell me more

I WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT HOW YOU SPENT YOUR EVENING ON FACEBOOK PLEASE, TELL ME MORE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS GO OUT TO DRINK...  BUT WHEN I DO, I DRINK LONG ISLANDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

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OH SO YOU NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS BEAT US HUH WELL YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR US IN PLAYOFFS AGAIN CUZ WE'RE BOUND TO BEAT YOU SISSIES SOMETIME The Most Interesting Man In The World