The Most Interesting Man In The World

phish is shit

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO PHISH, BUT WHEN I DO.... I REPEATEDLY STAB MY EAR DRUMS TILL THE AWEFUL NOISE IS NO LONGER. The Most Interesting Man In The World

DA beats DN

WE DON'T USUALLY MEET DIE-NASTY BUT WHEN WE DO, WE ZERO THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Thanksgiving

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT TURKEY  BUT WHEN I DO I HAVE THE BEST NAP EVER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Never in short supply!

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE SHORT JOKES  BUT WHEN I DO THEY ALWAYS START WITH LESLEY!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pound Sand

I DON'T ALWAYS TELL YOU TO GO POUND SAND, BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS WITH THE UTMOST RESPECT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

ha ha

IS IT JUST ME OR ARE THE ORCS FROM LORD OF THE RINGS JUST A BUNCH OF FREAKAZOIDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Truth in Advertising....

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE...... THEN I MET MIKE STREICHER The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T OFTEN GET A SUBSTITUE TEACHER BUT WHEN I DO...

I DON'T OFTEN GET A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER BUT WHEN I DO... I PREFER MRS. MURPHY The Most Interesting Man In The World

OT with NO $$

I DON'T ALWAYS WORK 12 HRS OVER TIME BUT WHEN I DO ...  I DON'T GET PAID  FOR IT AND HAVE TO PAY THE BABYSITTER IN IOU'S  The Most Interesting Man In The World

be weary

I CAN BE AT MY DESK FOR HOURS..AND NO ONE COMES NEAR ME BUT IF I FART , SOMEONE WILL STAND RIGHT BEHIND ME..BE WEARY MY FRIENDS The Most Interesting Man In The World