The Most Interesting Man In The World

Baby daddy

I DON'T ALWAYS HIT PEOPLE  BUT WHEN I TO IT'S MY MOM  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Baby daddy

I DON'T ALWAYS FALL OFF BUILDING BUT WHEN I DO I'M HIGH ON PILL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Baby daddy

I DON'T ALWAYS PAY MY CHILD SUPPORT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S $60 The Most Interesting Man In The World

Tea Parties are for Children

I DON'T ALWAYS PARTICIPATE IN THE TEA PARTY BUT, WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH MY DAUGHTER AND WE DRINK IMAGINARY TEA. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Zombie

AND DID YOU SURVIVE TO THAT BATTLE? NO, I DIDN'NT The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Interesting Bowler In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS BOWL... BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER USING THE HAMMER BURGUNDY The Most Interesting Man In The World

a REAL woman...

I DON'T ALWAYS POST MEMES ABOUT BEING A 'REAL WOMAN' BUT WHEN I DO...I POST 7BILLION THAT ALL SAY THE SAME THING. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Waiting on Fedex

I DON'T ALWAYS WAIT ON THE FEDEX MAN BUT WHEN I DO, I AM INCREDIBLY IMPATIENT AND TIME SEEMS TO GO BY AT A SNAILS PACE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

gotta be quick

I'M NOT ALWAYS QUICK BUT WHEN I AM, I MAKE SURE TO USE QUICKMEME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Funny But Tru .....

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK & BABYSIT,, BUT WHEN I DO IM USUALLY WITH U ANGEL RAMIREZ OR JOSEPH MUNOZ The Most Interesting Man In The World