The Most Interesting Man In The World

You're not as interesting as you think

I DON'T ALWAYS PRETEND I'M INTERESTED IN YOU BUT WHEN I DO, I QUICKLY MOVE ON ANYWAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

sperm bank stevie

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT BUT I DO WHEN STEVIE RITCHIE IS SINGING  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Denver Broncos

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE.... BUT WHEN I DO ITS TO A HORRIBLE TEAM!!# The Most Interesting Man In The World

picking a side

I DON'T ALWAYS CHOOSE SIDES, BUT WHEN I DO,  I WILL NOT SIDE WITH SOME LAME, PUNK ASS, POSEUR, REPORTING RAT!   The Most Interesting Man In The World

lol rams

WE DON'T ALWAYS WIN FOOTBALL GAMES... ...BUT WHEN WE DO, IT'S AGAINST TEAMS WE HAVE NO BUSINESS BEATING. The Most Interesting Man In The World

pulp fiction vincent

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH PULP FICTION, BUT WHEN I DO,  I WONDER IF VINCENT HAD TACO BELL, BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS IN THE BATHROOM.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

neighbors ...

MY NEIGHBORS DON'T ALWAYS PLAY LOUD MUSIC ALL NIGHT ... BECAUSE I GO DOWNSTAIRS AND KILL THEM ALL. The Most Interesting Man In The World

welcome back

I DON'T ALWAYS WELCOME PEOPLE BACK, BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE ALWAYS WELCOMED TO THE DARKSIDE. WE HAVE COOKIES, BEER, AND WEAR FUNNY PAPER HATS AND DISCUSS WORLD DOMINATION.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always comment

I DON'T ALWAYS COMMENT ON OTHER PEOPLE'S STATUS' BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S UNNECCESARY The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always comment on people's status'

 BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S UNNECCESARY The Most Interesting Man In The World