The Most Interesting Man In The World

It's your Birthday?

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH SOMEONE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE ITS ZACHARY MITCHELL! The Most Interesting Man In The World

no shirt

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE A PIC WITHOUT MY SHIRT BUT WHEN I DO, YOU FEEL A LITTLE DIRTY LOOKING AT IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

"We'll, you're an assduckquackerpantniggaface"

I DON'T ALWAYS WIN AN ARGUMENT AGAINST A WOMAN BUT WHEN I DO, I'M AN ASSDUCKQUACKER PANTNIGGAFACE The Most Interesting Man In The World

sarcasm

CAROL WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH AT THIS I HAD TO RESTRAIN HER FOR YOUR SAFETY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hey baaaaby!

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK STRANGE WOMEN TO MAKE OUT, BUT WHEN I DO,  THEY USUALLY KICK ME IN THE NUTS, STAB ME, AND LEAVE ME LYING IN A POOL OF MY OWN BLOOD.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rocky Start

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE SPURS GAME WITH ROCKY TAPIA BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE TO WIPE MY ASS WITH HIS SPURS JERSEY WHEN I GO TAKE A DUMP. The Most Interesting Man In The World

MEAN HO'S

I DON'T ALWAYS GET STABBED BY BITCHES ... BUT WHEN I DO THE POLICE GIVE HER FIVE ! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Staff Duty

I DONT ALWAYS PULL STAFF DUTY.. BUT WHEN I DO, I GET IT ON A SATURDAY.. The Most Interesting Man In The World

TEAMINN Booking

I DON'T ALWAYS BOOK HOTEL ROOMS, BUT WHEN I DO I BOOK WITH TEAMINN, BOOK EASY MY FRIENDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always do my homework

I DONT ALWAYS DO MY HOMEWORK BUT WHEN I DO I ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS 16 The Most Interesting Man In The World