The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday Kurt

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH PEOPLE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OLD GUYS NAMED KURT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

STFU Cannonball

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY THIS BUT, SHUT THE FUCK UP CANNONBALL! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Interesting Pizza man

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT PIZZA BUT WHEN I DO I GO TO PRIMO'S ITALIAN The Most Interesting Man In The World

bye see ya

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS AND ANOTHER THING STAY GONE The Most Interesting Man In The World

working out expecting results

I DON'T ALWAYS WORKOUT BUT WHEN I DO, I EXPECT IMMEDIATE RESULTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

that's right

THAT'S RIGHT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Have A "BAD" Bart Birthday !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD, WELL, MAYBE THE SECOND MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD ! The Most Interesting Man In The World

IN LIFE

YOUR JOB IS TO SHOW UP ON TIME AND PREPARED AND LET THE REST GO  BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT IN CHARGE OF THE UNIVERSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

FOUND GOD

I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE IN REPUBLICAN PRIMARIES BUT WHEN I DO, SHOULD I PICK THE NEW YORK DEMAGOGUE W/ THE ORANGE TOUPEE, OR THE TEXAS ASSHOLE WHO RECENTLY 'FOUND' GOD The Most Interesting Man In The World

SHOULD I

I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE IN DEMOCRAT PRIMARIES BUT WHEN I DO, SHOULD I PICK THE CRAZY OLD JEW WITH THE BOSTON ACCENT, OR THE LYING OLD BITCH IN BED W/ WALL STREET The Most Interesting Man In The World