The Most Interesting Man In The World

Do it Jets!!

I DON'T ALWAYS ROUTE FOR THE JETS, BUT WHEN I DO THEY ARE PLAYIN THE STEELERS.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always party but when i do i want to be with dess

I DONT ALWAYS PARTY BUT WHEN I DO I WANT TO PARTY ON WITH YOU  HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Teach Responsibly

PRINCIPALS BE LIKE... WHEN YOU TEACH, TEACH RESPONSIBLY.... The Most Interesting Man In The World

For science class

I DONT ALWAYS TIMES MASS BY VELOCITY  BUT WHEN I DO IT  EQUALS FORCE The Most Interesting Man In The World

DEAD SEA SQUIRRELS ROCK!!!

THE DEAD SEA SQUIRRELS DON'T ALWAYS PLAY AT THE THIRSTY BULLDOG... BUT WHEN THEY DO THEY ROCK IT LIKE BOSSES!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

f*** Pittsburgh

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO PITTSBURGH SUCKS AS THEY HAVE ALWAYS SUCKED THEY STILL SUCK AND MAY THEY ALWAYS SUCK SIGNED A BROWNS FAN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Words of wisdom.

I DON'T ALWAYS WIN IN DEATH VALLEY... ... WAIT, YES I DO...RTR. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay busy my friends

I DON'T ALWAYS GET HURT AT WORK BUT WHEN I DO I GET KICKED IN THE LABIA.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Buffalo wings

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT SUICIDE WINGS BUT WHEN I DO, IT BURNS WORSE THE NEXT DAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

crap pants

I DONT ALWAYS CRAP MY PANTS BUT WHEN I DO IT MAKES PICASSO LOOK LIKE FINGER PAINT The Most Interesting Man In The World