The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS WALK THE DOG BUT WHEN I DO IT'S IN CIRCLES The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat corn dogs

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT CORN DOGS, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WITH MAYONNAISE AND MUSTARD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS WALK AROUND CAMPUS BUT WHEN I DO, I GO TO THE CAFE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't bet on football

I DON'T USUALLY BET ON FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO, I TAKE SUTTER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Laura's too cool

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS DRINK THE CHEAP STUFF The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T CRIP OFTEN WHEN I DO, I DO IT IN TRUE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use memes as evidence

BUT WHEN I DO THEY ARE NOT HELPFUL  The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS DRESS UP AS AN EASTERN GERMAN TRANSGENDER SINGER & PERFORM THE ANGRY INCH... BUT I DO FOR CASS' BIRTHDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Guiness for an Idiot!

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