The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get sick

I DON'T ALWAYS GET HURT OR SICK... BUT WHEN I DO, I DEFY MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

FALL BACK BITCHES

I DON'T ALWAYS FALL BACK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME IS OVER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fall back bitches

I DON'T ALWAYS FALL BACK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS OVER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Overheard at the VFW

I DONT ALWAYS INVEST IN ANTRIM COUNTY REAL ESTATE BUT WHEN I DO I CALL TEAM CHAIN-O-LAKES  The Most Interesting Man In The World

randy getting fucked in the ass

I DON'T ALWAYS GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FROM RANDY The Most Interesting Man In The World

we suck

WE DON'T ALWAYS GET 2 WEEKS TO PREPARE. BUT WHEN WE DO... WE GET OUR FUCKING ASSES WHIPPED. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Florida Gators

THE GATORS RARELY ARE IN THE LEAD BUT WHEN THEY ARE AT LEAST IT'S IN A GAME THAT'S BIG The Most Interesting Man In The World

so i went to your moms place

SO I WENT TO CAMP ... The Most Interesting Man In The World

politics to pollsters

I DONT ALWAYS HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT BUT WHEN I DO ITS USUALLY SOMEONE ELSES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cuban

BEN ACA CHAMA! QUE TU TIENE EN ESE VASO? The Most Interesting Man In The World