The Most Interesting Man In The World

I BLEED BLUE

I DON'T ALWAYS GO AGAINST THE STEELERS BUT WHEN I DO THEY ARE PLAYING THE INDIANAPOLIS COLTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

I have a five year old

I DON'T ALWAYS CALL IN TO WORK BUT WHEN I DO MY DAY INCLUDES CLEANING UP VOMIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I was asked for a proof photo

ICH RAUCHE NICHT IMMER ZIGARREN ABER WENN RAUCHE, MACH ICH KEIN SELFIE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Goodness gracios

I DON'T ALWAYS PROMISE MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I AM HUNGOVER The Most Interesting Man In The World

majci slova

MAJČI BAJE DA JE SLOVA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Brothers be chillin' like...

I DON'T ALWAYS HANG OUT WITH THE BROTHERS BUT, WHEN I DO, I ROLL WITH URIAH COOPER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Vanity Capitalizer

I'M THE VANITY CAPITALIZER I CAPITALIZE WORDS THAT SHOULDN'T BE CAPITALIZED BECAUSE I'M THAT IMPORTANT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bloody hell!

I DON'T ALWAYS CREATE EXCEL CHARTS BUT WHEN I DO, I ADD UPPER AND LOWER BOUNDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy B Day David

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY  BUT WHEN I DO... IT'S ALWAYS A DAY LATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always say this...

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY THIS BUT AM MISSING YOU.... The Most Interesting Man In The World