The Most Interesting Man In The World

my dog has separation anxiety

I DON'T ALWAYS FORGET MY LUGGAGE BUT WHEN I DO, I BLAME IT ON MY DOG The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hearsay within hearsay

I DON'T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND HEARSAY BUT WHEN I DO, I DONT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always cuss, but when I do, it's Football related

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I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR PLAID

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR PLAID BUT WHEN I DO, IT GLOWS IN THE DARK The Most Interesting Man In The World

AM joke

I NEVER LISTEN TO AM RADIO BUT WHEN I DO IS BECAUSE OF #SLYPRO The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always A/B Test

I DON'T ALWAYS A/B TEST BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE A LOT MORE MONEY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stop B*tching!

I DON'T ALWAYS COMMENT

Full of Oneself

I AM NOT ALWAYS FULL OF MYSELF... BUT WHEN I AM IT'S USUALLY JUST ON THE DAYS BETWEEN JAN. 1ST AND DEC 31ST. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Yearly exams

I DON'T ALWAYS LOUNGE IN A PAPER GOWN BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS WELL WORTH IT...SAID NO ONE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

razzin aint easy

I DONT ALWAYS RAZZ BUT WHEN I DO.... JK...I ALWAYS RAZZ The Most Interesting Man In The World