The Most Interesting Man In The World

traveling Europe with a woman

I DON'T ALWAYS TRAVEL TO EUROPE BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS TAKE A WOMAN OTHER THAN MY WIFE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm a starbuck's fool

I DON'T DRINK COFFEE, BUT IF I DID... I WOULDN'T JAM UP THE CASHIER WITH A $50.00 BILL The Most Interesting Man In The World

DE Bday

I DON'T ALWAYS CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY, BUT WHEN I DO I CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER HOW I DID THE NEXT MORNING. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Vendor Cards

I DON'T DESIGN CREDIT CARDS ALL THE TIME BUT WHEN I DO... I KILL IT  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Quest Chips

I DONT ALWAYS BUY QUEST CHIPS BUT WHEN I DO I SHARE WITH KAL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Birthday

I DONT ALWAYS WISH PEOPLE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO, I DRINK DOS EQUIS. STAY THRISTY EDWIN The Most Interesting Man In The World

CS WEEK !!!

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR PJ'S THAT MATCH, BUT WHEN I DO, ITS CUSTOMER SERVICE WEEK. The Most Interesting Man In The World

ejercicio mañana

NO SIEMPRE HAGO EJERCICIO... PERO CUANDO LO HAGO, LO HAGO MAÑANA The Most Interesting Man In The World

come to your father

COME TO YOUR FATHER $SSD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Friday fun

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO SEE YOU WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING? OF COURSE I DO!! The Most Interesting Man In The World