The Most Interesting Man In The World

Call of duty

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY CALL OF DUTY BUT WHEN I DO I SCREAM LIKE A BITCH The Most Interesting Man In The World

Y'all

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY

Butt Dialing

I DON'T ALWAYS BUTT DIAL, BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT'S BECKY CHIASSON  The Most Interesting Man In The World

The most interesting tin basher in the world

I DON'T ALWAYS HANG TIN BUT WHEN I DO.. I'M FUCKIN AWESOME The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm a Teacher!

I DON'T ALWAYS TEACH GEOGRAPHY... BUT WHEN I DO I TEACH ABOUT WOOLLY MAMMOTHS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Giants Suck

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH GIANTS BASEBALL BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE OTHER TEAM  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Morning wood

I DON'T ALWAYS PRAY BUT WHEN I DO I PRAY FOR GOING TO THE NLDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

NARC BOOK

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK MONSTERS BUT WHEN I DO, I DRINK SIX IN RAPID SUCCESSION The Most Interesting Man In The World

NARC BOOK

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE PRNS BUT WHEN I DO, I GIVE THEM ACCORDING TO THE NARC BOOK AND NOTHING ELSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bars and Restaurants

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO RETAURANTS THAT HAVE BARS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH JESSE AND I GET SUPER OFFENDED WHEN HE ORDERS A BEER The Most Interesting Man In The World