The Most Interesting Man In The World

What advisors really do

I DON'T ALWAYS VISIT MY ACADEMIC ADVISOR BUT WHEN I DO THEY HELP ME THROUGH ANY PROBLEMS I HAVE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always dress like a hobo

I DON'T ALWAYS DRESS LIKE A HOBO BUT WHEN I DO... MY BOSS NOTICES. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lonely Disker

I DON'T ALWAYS DISK AT THE CRACK OF DAWN ON A TUESDAY BUT WHEN I DO. I DO IT ALONE The Most Interesting Man In The World

bulletin board

I DON'T ALWAYS PUT STUFF ON BULLETIN BOARDS BUT WHEN I DO, I USE THE FREE BULLETIN BOARD AT MCCONNELL LIBRARY The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't Like Music!

I DON'T LIKE MUSIC! BUT IF I DID I'D LISTEN TO THE FREEFALL The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have my access card with me

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE MY ACCESS CARD WITH ME BUT WHEN I DO, FUCK IT, I'LL PIP THE DÖRR INSTEAD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY HAPPY DAY OV BIRTH BUT WHEN I DO IT TO MY NIGGA JOEY OWEN, STAY FROSTY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY HAPPY DAY OV BIRTH BUT WHEN I DO IT TO MY NIGGA JOEY OWEN The Most Interesting Man In The World

let me teach you how to be bad

I DONT ALWAYS BELIEVE I AM GOING TO HELL BUT I WAS OFFERED A JOB WITH TENURE WHEN I GO The Most Interesting Man In The World

bored aquis

I RARELY GET BORED BUT WHEN I DO, I GO TO THE GARDEN, COVER MYSELF IN DIRT AND PRETEND TO BE A CARROT The Most Interesting Man In The World