The Most Interesting Man In The World

BST shit

I DON'T USUALLY SHIP INCOMPLETE ORDERS, BUT WHEN I DO, I FORGET THE SOCKS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Nokomis volunteer

I DON'T ALWAYS VOLUNTEER IN NOKOMIS BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE I FAILED MY STATE FIRE TEST TWICE The Most Interesting Man In The World

He once gave the Lone Star State some company

15 OUT OF 15 APPROVE OF ME BEING A STATE TROOPER YOU POLYGRAPH MACHINE IS INVALID The Most Interesting Man In The World

duck the fodgers

I'M NOT ALWAYS A CUBS FAN BUT WHEN I AM, THEY'RE PLAYING THE DODGERS IN SEPTEMBER The Most Interesting Man In The World

dodgers suck

I'M NOT ALWAYS A CUBS FAN BUT WHEN I AM, THEY'RE PLAYING THE DODGERS IN SEPTEMBER The Most Interesting Man In The World

QB Horder

I DONT ALWAYS PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO I HAVE 5 QUARTERBACKS The Most Interesting Man In The World

pace makers

I DON'T ALWAYS DO HEART WALKS.. BUT WHEN I DO ITS WITH THE PACE MAKERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Heya Babe... It iiiis BABE, isn't it?

I DON'T USUALLY COME HERE BUT WHEN I DO... IT SURE TOOTIN' AINT WITH A DOS EQUIS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Heya Babe... It iiiis BABE, isn't it?

I DON'T USUALLY COME HERE BUT WHEN I DO... IT SURE TOOTIN' AINT WITH A DOS EQUIS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

LEFT BIKE AT WORK

I DON'T ALWAYS LEAVE MY BIKE AT WORK, BUT WHEN I DO ITS REALLY ANNOYING AND IN EVERYONE'S WAY. The Most Interesting Man In The World