The Most Interesting Man In The World

Child abuse

I DON'T ALWAYS BEAT MY KIDS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT WALMART  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always remember my dreams - but when I do, they're crazy as hell

I DON'T ALWAYS REMEMBER MY DREAMS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE CRAZY AS HELL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Touche Guiler

I DON'T USUALLY APPROVE OF ROBBIE'S TOMFOOLERY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S PRETTY EPIC The Most Interesting Man In The World

Don't use whiteout

I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES OFTEN ..BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER NOT TO USE WHITEOUT    The Most Interesting Man In The World

When I make a mistake on my SDF

I DON'T TYPICALLY MAKE MISTAKES..BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER NOT TO USE WHITEOUT        The Most Interesting Man In The World

Idiotic workplace

I DON'T ALWAYS GET OVERTIME.  BUT WHEN I DO. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 3 AM.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Greenwashing Eco Builder

I DON'T ALWAYS GREENWASH MY ECO PROJECTS BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO USE STYROFOAM The Most Interesting Man In The World

The most interesting football fan in the world

I DON'T ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE COWBOYS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE PLAYING THE 49ERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

fuck it up

WHEN I SCREW UP I DON'T GO SMALL I GO ROYALLY The Most Interesting Man In The World

ALLO SIMON

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