The Most Interesting Man In The World

Shart week

CHOOSE YOUR FARTS  WISELY  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Money Cash

I DON'T ALWAYS EARN MONEY BUT WHEN I DO, I EARN A LOT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bring Back Stray

I DONT ALWAYS MAKE PETITIONS ON CHANGE.ORG BUT WHEN I DO ITS TO #BRINGBACKSTRAY2014 The Most Interesting Man In The World

ol ya em apso12

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YEAAAH HAHA

I DON'T ALWAYS WALK INTO THE LIBRARY TO FIND NERDS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF FOR READING BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT EVERY DAY FOR AT LEAST 4 HOURS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Read any "interesting" books lately?

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Meth No Sleep

I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE METH BUT WHEN I DO I FORGET WHAT SLEEP IS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS WIN FANTASY FOOTBALL.  BUT WHEN I WAIT YES I DO !!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

gore anime anyone?

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Pumpkin hate

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT AND DRINK STUFF, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S NOT PUMPKIN-FLAVORED.  The Most Interesting Man In The World