The Most Interesting Man In The World

KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY KNOW WHAT I MEAN NAH! I DO KNOW WHAT I MEAN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Two Ex's

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE THE DEAD SMILEY FACE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WITH TWO X'S The Most Interesting Man In The World

My Blog is Alive

I DON'T ALWAYS CREATE A BLOG BUT NOW I HAVE, AND IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mea culpa from a big jerk

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE AN ASS OF MYSELF TO MY FRIEND CONNIE BUT WHEN I DO, I BEHAVE LIKE A HUGE JERK  The Most Interesting Man In The World

fat jokes

I DONT ALWAYS TELL JOKES, BUT WHEN I DO I TELL FAT JOKES, THEY DONT FIT IN THOUGH The Most Interesting Man In The World

Chucking clouds

I DON'T ALWAYS BLOW CLOUDS  BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER AUTHENTIC! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I always take life with a grain of salt

I ALWAYS TAKE LIFE WITH A GRAIN OF SALT, PLUS A SLICE OF LEMON, ...AND A SHOT OF TEQUILA. The Most Interesting Man In The World

make me a sandwich.

MEN HAVE TWO EMOTIONS, HORNY AND HUNGRY. IF YOU SEE ME WITHOUT AN ERECTION, MAKE ME A SANDWICH. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Turkey Hunter

I SHOT MY FIRST TURKEY TODAY. SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION, IT WAS AWESOME! The Most Interesting Man In The World

personal - for Wes

I DON'T ALWAYS RIDE MY SCOOTER TO WORK BUT WHEN I DO, I GET BADLY INJURED The Most Interesting Man In The World