The Most Interesting Man In The World

Always forgive

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY SORRY KRISTEN  BUT FOR YOU BABE I'LL SAY IT ANYDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Always forgive

I DON'T ALWAYS FORGIVE KRISTEN  BUT FOR YOU BABE I'LL FORGIVE ANYDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Always forgive

I DON'T ALWAYS FORGIVE BUT FOR YOU BABE I'LL FORGIVE ANYDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Passive aggressive

I DON'T ALWAYS GET MY POINT ACROSS, BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT'S IN A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WAY.  LIKE IN A MEME. The Most Interesting Man In The World

My bidet

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT PATE, BAGET AND CHEESE BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE MY TRUSTY BIDET TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Not so normally

I DON'T NORMALLY SAY,

Drunk purchasing

I DON'T ALWAYS GET DRUNK!  BUT WHEN I DO, I MAX OUT MY CREDIT CARD BUYING CRAP I DON'T NEED!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'd rather be firefighting

I DO NOT ALWAYS GET PAGED TO A STRUCTURE FIRE BUT WHEN I DO, I CAN'T RESPOND BECAUSE I'M AT WORK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Car guy life

I DON'T ALWAYS SPEND MONEY ON CAR MODS BUT WHEN I DO I SPEND ALL OF IT  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Green Lantern

I DONT ALWAYS WEAR SHORTS AND FLIP FLOPS TO THE BAR BUT WHEN I DO SOMEBODY ALWAYS GETS KNOCKED OUT The Most Interesting Man In The World