Unhelpful High School Teacher

That verse..

THAT VERSE MEANS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT IT SAYS BECAUSE IT'S WRITTEN FOR HUMAN UNDERSTANDING Unhelpful High School Teacher

.. it's always an anthropomorphism

THAT VERSE MEANS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT IT SAYS  BECAUSE IT'S AN ANTHROPOMORPHISM Unhelpful High School Teacher

I'd Like To...

I'D LIKE TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S ALREADY BEATEN ME TO IT. Unhelpful High School Teacher

birthdays woooo

BIRTHDAYS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH STUDIES SHOW THAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE BIRTHDAYS LIVE LONGER Unhelpful High School Teacher

forces a header for work

FORCES A HEADER FOR WORK AND ASKS TO EXPLAINE WHY U CHOSE THAT HEADER U ANSWER

Authority Figure

DON'T QUESTION ME  JUST TRUST EVERYTHING I SAY Unhelpful High School Teacher

scholar badge? really?

YOU MUST BE QUIET AND ATTENTIVE IN CLASS THAT WILL HELP YOU GET THE SCHOLAR BADGE Unhelpful High School Teacher

the question

THAT MOMENT THAT YOU AREN'T PAYING ANY ATTENTION AND THE TEACHER ASKS YOU A QUESTION AND EVERYONE LAUGHS AT YOU Unhelpful High School Teacher

Clever geography profesor

AND THIS IS WHY                   YOU LOOK FUNNY TO US GUSTAVO  Unhelpful High School Teacher

welcome back from spring break

WELCOME BACK FROM SPRING BREAK YOU DID REMEMBER TO READ CHAPTERS 11 - 16, READ 10 POEMS, WRITE CRITIQUES FOR EACH POEMS, WRITE ME A 8 PAGE ESSAY.  AND YOUR TAKE HOME MIDTERM. AND YOU DIDN'T FORGET TO DO YOUR HOURS LAST WEEK RIGHTET Unhelpful High School Teacher