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Weight Loss Challenge

I FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES THIS WEEK... AND STILL GAINED THREE POUNDS! conspiracy keanu

Not as stupid as you

DUDE, I THOUGHT I WAS STUPID.. ..BUT YOU TAKE 1ST PLACE. conspiracy keanu

Orgasms Are Real!

I THINK I JUST HAD A COSMIC ORGASM! conspiracy keanu

Oh yeah!

SAW A GENERALISSIMO WITH M0 RAILGUN TODAY... conspiracy keanu

iluminatti confirmed

GOT OFF THE SUBWAY AT FEDERAL TIANGLE ILUMINATTI CONFIRMED conspiracy keanu

OMG! No Heat!

YOUR FACE... WHEN YOU FIND OUT THE A/C IS BROKE UPSTAIRS conspiracy keanu

father dude

IT'S TOTALLY FATHER'S DAY DUDE  HAVE A MOST EXCELLENT ADVENTURE conspiracy keanu

POOR GIRLS :( :(

WEN A HANDSOME GUY TALKS TO U  JUST TO ASK ABOUT UR FRND... conspiracy keanu

WHAT IF GRAMMAR NAZIS DON'T CARE

WHAT IF GRAMMAR NAZIS DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT GRAMMAR AND THEY'RE JUST USING MY STUPID ASS AS AN EASY TROLL MARK conspiracy keanu

Shit face

I DON'T THINK THAT  WAS A FART! conspiracy keanu