drunk baby

when the cookies and milk are gone

OSCAR TURNS TO BEER IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME drunk baby

Fuck it

SO I SAID FUCK IT I DID IT BUT THOSE BITCHES HAD IT COMING  drunk baby

Micro sale

WAIT.....HE....SOLD A MICROPHONE? drunk baby

I STARTED AT A YOUNG AGE

  drunk baby

im so fucken druck

MUMMY I LOVE YOU SHOULD I GRAB KATELYNNS BOOBS drunk baby

What had happened was....

WHAT HAD HAPPENED  WAS............ drunk baby

=_#5 = 5/(_#5=5=

 OK, A BABY, HIS COUSIN, AND A RABI WALK INTO A BAR drunk baby

William Pitt

IF I GROW UP I WRITE BOOKS drunk baby

Drunk ass dad

SO THEN, MY DRUNK ASS DAD SAYS, LET'S NAME HIM PHTEVEN WITH A

TV Baby

SO, SHE TELLS ME..SHE TELLS ME.. ...SHE DOESN'T GO OUT WITH GUYS THAT HAVE LESS THAN A 46