drunk baby

How I Start My Day

TOP OF DA MERNIN TO YUH MUSTER POOT POOT  drunk baby

I said

 AND THEN I SAYS TO HER, I SAYS,     YOU'RE SITTING WRONG  drunk baby

manly baby

THIS LADY TRIED TO GIVE ME SKIM MILK I SAID I'M A BABY ILL BE FAT WHILE I STILL CAN, WHERE'S THE WHOLE MILK? drunk baby

over gendered baby

THIS LADY DON TRIED TO PUT A PINK HAT ON ME I LOOKED AT HER AND SAID IM A MAN AND I WEAR BLUE drunk baby

tu me vas a chupar las bolas

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Give me my beer!

OHH YOU CRACK ME UP A NUTHA THING, GET ME A NOTHER BEER drunk baby

cats in the cradle

*SINGS* I'M GONNA BE LIKE YOU DAD YOU KNOW I WANNA BE LIKE YOU drunk baby

MEGA CALFS

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME  THOSE ARE HIS REAL CALFS??? drunk baby

drunk trivia

THEN I SAID, THE ANSWER IS BREAST MILK ..AND THAT'S HOW I WON TRIVIA  drunk baby

dj roce

I'M TELLING YOU MAN SADIK IS FUCKING AMAZING drunk baby