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2 to go

2 MORE SHOTS OF TEQUILA PLEASE MAKE THAT 24 drunk baby

hate that karl

AND SO I ASK THE BARTENDER WHO THE FUCK IS THAT KARL KILBURN? drunk baby

fab fu four

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY HANG AROUND FU WITHOUT THE FUBAR FAB FOUR! drunk baby

Anh cho các em biết nhé thêm 1 ly nửa la chuện nhỏ

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Drunk Toddler

I JUST WON THE POKE WAR ON FACEBOOK drunk baby

Lowest Paid

AND THEN THE VP STOPPED BY MY OFFICE... ...TO TELL ME I NEED TO DO THE THINKING SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO... drunk baby

I LUVE UUUUU

BABY  I LUUUVE YOU drunk baby

one does not simply listen to metal

GRAB YOUR BEER AND LISTEN...ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY LISTEN TO METAL UNLESS ONE IS PREPARED TO JOIN IN AND FUCKING HEADBANG! drunk baby

sir dude dickless

SO I SAY TO THAT DUDE YOU NEED A DRINK. YOU'RE SO DICKLESS NOT EVEN SEAGULS WILL COME FOR A TIDBIT THINKING IT'S FOOD. drunk baby

Drink into oblivion

 DRINK INTO OBLIVION drunk baby