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THATS ENOUGH TOMMY

MAMA PASS DAT  BEER OVER HERE B**** WHAT U HEARD ME PASS IT drunk baby

You're Qweet!

HAVING YOU FOR A BEST FRIEND IS PRETTY SWEET... AND YOU'RE ALSO VERY QWEET! drunk baby

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SAVES QUANDO TOMO ME SIENTO QUE SOY PAPA drunk baby

Cool story!!

COOL STORY BRO LET ME CALL A BUDDIE OF MINE WHO'S AN EXPERT AT GIVING A SHIT  drunk baby

real talk

SO THEN I SAYS TO HER,I SAYS.. MY CANE CORSO DONT LIKE GOLD DIGGERS! drunk baby

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I ONCE TOLD A BITCH THAT SHE WAS A HOE HOT N READY LIKE A LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA drunk baby

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HEY YOU DONT FUCKIN KNOW ME! drunk baby

Johnson's baby with no more tears formula

GIRLFRIEND STARTED CRYING,I GAVE HER  JOHNSON'S SHAMPOO,WITH NO MORE TEARS TOTALLY WORTH IT! drunk baby

I think I'm winning

SHE SAID U WANNA PLAY PCTIONARY  I SAID YEA WITH MY DICK drunk baby

i was like

I WAS AT WORK TODAY AS THE CASHIER... WHEN SOME WOMEN WAS LIKE YOU GOT BITCHES HERE... I WAS LIKE YEAH... YOUR'RE ONE OF THEM drunk baby