drunk baby

New Millenium babies be like

IN THIS WORLD YOU GOTTA START EARLY IF YOU GONNA MAKE IT HICCUP drunk baby

Drunk Baby

AND I TOLD HER NO! I GOT YOUR NOSE! drunk baby

Drunk baby

THEN I SAYS TO HIM, I SAYS.. NO, I GOT YOUR NOSE. drunk baby

drunk baby

AND THEN SHE HAD THE NERVE TO ASK ME  TO PULL UP MY DIAPER. drunk baby

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SO I SPOKE TO SHAQUANDA THE OTHER DAY BITCH DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB OR DRIVERS LICENSE. drunk baby

Drunk pplz be like

GIVE ME DAPS  NIGGA I'M THROWED drunk baby

So I told the bitch

SO I TOLD THE BITCH UNCLE DANNY’S OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY HYPNOSIS SHOW IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! drunk baby

So I told that wench

SO I TOLD THAT WENCH UNCLE DANNY’S OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY HYPNOSIS SHOW IS THE FUNNIEST SHOW EVER! drunk baby

kids with money be like

MONEY DOESN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS THEY SAID  drunk baby

Drunking Love

SO I WAS IN THE CLUB TALKING TO THIS LADY AND SHE GAVE ME A DRINK AND SHE SAID IT WAS APPLE JUICE SO I DRINK IT LATER THAT NIGHT I FELT WHOOZY AND I SAID WHAT IS THIS DRINK AND SHE SAID BEER AND THEN I SMACKED THE SHET OUT OF HER! drunk baby