drunk baby

Pa drogota

YO MEJOR ME VOY PA DROGOTA drunk baby

YEAH,I MEMBER WHEN I WAS LIL I LOVED THAT MOTORBOAT IN THE TUB TOO.

 UNTIL SOMEBODY PUSHED TOO HARD AND I GOT

Cream Soda Baby

IS THAT CREAM SODA? AIN'T NO WAY I'M DRINKING THAT SHIT! drunk baby

IS THAT CREAM SODA? I AIN'T DRINKING NO SHITTY CREAM SODA.  drunk baby

SHUT UP BITCH! YOU TALK SO MUCH SHIT

 I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD GIVE YOU A MINT OR A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER drunk baby

"I'M A CRYBABY!?" DID YOU WATCH THAT SUPERBOWL?

 I THINK HER NAME WAS MANNY drunk baby

Happy Birthday Bernita! Live it up!

YOU'RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE, SO LIVE IT UP! HAPPY B-DAY! drunk baby

Idiot Racism

THINGS MADE FOR RIGHT HANDED PEOPLE ARE OH SO OBVIOUSLY BIASED AGAINST LEFTYS I'M SUING drunk baby

Drunk Confession

LISTEN ALICE - MOMMY- WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU.... YOUR APPLESAUCE SUCKS, AND THAT PURPLE SWEATER MAKES YOU LOOK FAT, AND WE ALL KNOW YOU LIED ON YOUR DRIVER'S LISCENCE- WE ALL KNOW YOUR NOT 29, BUT I  LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME LIFE. drunk baby

The Love

I AM TELLING YOU OAK IS A NERD  drunk baby