drunk baby

Referee Song Biatch

DANS MON TEMPS, LES ARBITRES  N'AVAIENT PAS DE TOUNE D'ENTRÉE drunk baby

Best Idea for Slaves

OKAY, OKAY I GOT THIS GREAT IDEA LINCOLN.... WE SHOULD MAKE THE SLAVES EQUAL, AND ALSO INSLAVE THEM... drunk baby

Even babies need the right bottle

I SAID I WANTED THE SPIDER-BOTTLE THIS SMART SHAKE THING DOESN'T MIX PROPERLY, TASTES LIKE PISS.... drunk baby

I don't care about it!

I SHYKE YOU NOT,  HE THOUGHT I CARED ABOUT HIS MASTERY IN TEN COMBAT-RELATED SKILLS! drunk baby

Best Drunk Baby

I... FREAKING LOVE YOU MAN drunk baby

waiting for mom to find her surprise

MADE MOM A PICTURE... ON THE WALL... WITH THE PAINT FROM MY DIAPER... SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT, I JUST KNOW IT! drunk baby

GF is coming

MY GF IS COMING TO SWITZERLAND! BETTER GET READY... drunk baby

Drunk Baby

SIR I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS ISN'T MY FIRST RODEO drunk baby

Mmmm nope!

YOU WANT ME TO SKIP MY WORKOUT TO HANG OUT? BITCH, SWERVE drunk baby

Mmmm nope!

YOU WANT ME TO SKIP MY WORKOUT TO HANG OUT? BITCH, SWERVE drunk baby