drunk baby

Peas And Carrots

SO I SAY, AFTER THE PEAS AND CARROTS.... BITCH...WE BETTER BE HAVING TITS FOR DESERT! drunk baby

mod de

TOR EK GELAS BEER PAONA ROILO...  drunk baby

iphone missing

AND I SHIT U NOT THAT IPHONE RAN AWAY! drunk baby

Dented Head

SO YOU KNOW SHANE BANGED MOM, RIGHT? I STILL HAVE A FUCKING DENT IN MY HEAD FROM THAT NIGHT! drunk baby

Don't Believe In Witches Huh?

SO YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN WITCHES, HUH? THAT BITCH JUST PINCHED MY CHEEK AND SAID

JA EK IS DRONK

NEE, DIT IS NIE MY EERSTE BIER NIE JA, EK IS AL VAN 10:00 AF IN DIE DRAAK drunk baby

Boobs for the baby

SHE JUST WHIPPED OUT HER BOOBS AND SHOVED ONE IN MY MOUTH AND HER HUSBAND WAS RIGHT THERE! drunk baby

take a sip

JUST KIDDING TAKE A SIP drunk baby

Kid-ding beer

JUST KIDDING TAKE A BEER drunk baby

Parents and friends are important for me

PARENTS AND FRIENDS ARE IMPORTANT FOR ME drunk baby