drunk baby

Rick Bihrle 1983

RICK BIHRLE 10/14/1984 drunk baby

Dota 100 kills?

NAH THAT'S JUST THE POWER OF EDITING drunk baby

Drunken Master

NO ! I'M NOT DRUNK !  drunk baby

she was changing my diaper

SO,SHE WAS CHANGIN MY DIAPER AND I PISSED IN HER FACE drunk baby

not even joking

I WAS LIKE.....WAZZUP BABE...... THEN BOOM IT HIT ME... I WAS DRUNK drunk baby

here you go@mike norman!

AND THEN MIKE NORMAN SAID THE BROWNS WOULD WIN THE SUPER BOWL! drunk baby

Future Dino

 MY THEORY: DINOSAURS ARE FROM THE FUTURE, THEY BUILT A TIME MACHINE AND TRAVELED BACK IN TIME. UNFORTUNATELY THEY MISS JUDGED THE COORDINATES AND GOT STUCK UNDERGROUND. drunk baby

Baby Talk

SO THEN THE BARTENDER ASKS ME,

beer o'clock

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS VEND TORONTO BEER O'CLOCK drunk baby

ultimate toothfairy pickup line

O HAI BEBE, U MUST BE TH' TOOF-FERRY B'CUZ AFTER I C U, I ALWAYS DROOOOOL drunk baby