drunk baby

Drunk baby tells it

SHE'S A WITCH I TELL YOU, SHE SAID GOO GOO GAGA AND LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AND SHIT MY PANTS drunk baby

i am not drunk

I SWEAR OFFICER I'M NOT DRUNK drunk baby

War Is Here

BRYAN YU GOT THIS *HOLDS YUR BEER* drunk baby

focused on drinking

ANYWAY... BACK TO DRINKING. drunk baby

soon but first a nap

SOON BUT FIRST, A NAP drunk baby

G O Pissed

JOHN BOEHNER SHOULD GO BACK TO BARTENDING BECAUSE AS A SPEAKER HE MAKES ME WANT TO DRINK VERY HEAVILY drunk baby

Drunk driving home realization

SO I'M DRIVING HOME PISS DRUNK AND I THINK TO MYSELF

Overheard at the Bar

FIRST I TOLD THEM IT WAS A  CONFERENCE ROOM...                                  THEN MADE IT MY OFFICE                           drunk baby

It's your birthday baby!

HEY TOKEN, LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY DON'T YOU KNOW I’M GOING TO A PANCE DARTY! WANNA COME? drunk baby

It's your birthday baby

HEY TOKEN, LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY DON'T YOU KNOW I’M GOING TO A PANCE DARTY! WANNA COME? drunk baby