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Try harder!

SECOND PLACE? YOU MEAN 'LOSER'? overly manly man

Stop it tickles!

CANING? YOU MEAN 'STICK MASSAGE'? overly manly man

A little duct tape and it will be fine.

TRAUMATIC AMPUTATION? YOU MEAN 'FLESH WOUND'? overly manly man

Where's the napalm?

HOT SAUCE? YOU MEAN 'MOUTHWASH'? overly manly man

Andre Bitch

ANDRE REED NEVER HEARD OF HER overly manly man

Lower Canada?

MAINE? YOU MEAN, LOWER CANADA? overly manly man

center street trivia challenge

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF WITS  AT CENTER STREET TAVERN WITH THE TRIVIA ZONE!  overly manly man

Knives and sticks are for the weak!

WEAPONS? YOU MEAN MY FISTS AND LEGS? overly manly man

Sam&Isla Forever

HIT BY PLANE. KEEPS SINGING! overly manly man

Man handshake!

YOU HAVE A FIRM HANDSHAKE, WHY ARE YOU SQUEEZING IT SO HARD? AM I NOT A MAN? overly manly man