overly manly man

Mussels not Muscles

SORRY OLD TIMEY STRONGMAN...  ...THE UT TYLER GRANT IS TO STUDY MUSSELS NOT MUSCLES. overly manly man

How Animal Abuse Makes Me Feel

HOW ANIMAL ABUSE MAKES ME FEEL PROTECT ANIMALS! overly manly man

And he better keep it that way...

DIED AT BIRTH DEATH HASN'T BUILT UP THE COURAGE TO TELL HIM YET overly manly man

And he better keeps it that way...

DIED AT BIRTH DEATH HASN'T BUILT UP THE COURAGE TO TELL HIM YET overly manly man

death rekt

DIED AT BIRTH DEATH HASN'T FOUND THE COURAGE TO TELL HIM YET overly manly man

Manuals forever

AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION? YOU MEAN A POWER WHEELS? overly manly man

Death is for pussies

  DIES CLIMBS OUT OF CASKET AND GOES TO WORK overly manly man

I'll take care of it myself

HAS CANCER STOPS BY HOME DEPOT TO GET TOOLS TO CUT IT OUT HIMSELF IN THEIR PARKING LOT overly manly man

Chuck Norris is a bitch

           CHUCK NORRIS?  WHO?  YOU MEAN THAT CHICK NEXT DOOR! overly manly man

When your doc says you have cancer

              CANCER?    COME  AT ME, BRO! overly manly man