overly manly man

You mess with my brother Joe.... you mess with me!

YOU MESS WITH MY BROTHER JOE....... YOU MESS WITH ME! overly manly man

As a snow driving vet in the South

SLEET/RAIN/ICING ROADS? YOU MEAN DRIFT PRACTICE. overly manly man

Freezing Rain?

YOU MEAN FREE ICE FOR MY WHISKEY! overly manly man

Mono is hilarious

MONO? HILARIOUS overly manly man

illness worth mentioning

  MY WORST ILLNESS?  NOTHING WORTH MENTIONING overly manly man

Everyone loves them

SLUTS? YOU MEAN LOVE PUDDLES? overly manly man

Phone games

WHAT GUYS BE LIKE WHEN THEIR GIRL TAKES THERE PHONE  overly manly man

Overly manly man Vladimir Putin

TELL US NOT TO INVADE SYRIA INVADES UKRAINE overly manly man

ACID? How do you survive it?

ACID? YOU MEAN MY SWIMMING POOL? overly manly man

Good art

TATTOOS? YOU MEAN HIGH QUALITY ARTWORK! overly manly man