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Scratch & Sniff

WHAT COLOGNE DO I WEAR? NONE, I CARRY A PINE CONE UNDER EACH ARM. overly manly man

vodka in the morning

VODKA YOU MEAN MY MOUTH WASH? overly manly man

Boxing Day

BOXING DAY! THE MANLIEST OF HOLIDAYS! overly manly man

mr KUSNO

 KUSNO..... overly manly man

Badass guy is badasss

I GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD AND I WILL PARTICIPATE AT THE FUNERAL OF THE GUNNER overly manly man

and i was like Jab...

AWRRR BETTA YOU GOTTA JAB,JAB RIGHT HAND!!!!!!! overly manly man

Pussy ass beds

MY MOM TOLD ME TO MAKE MY BED ONCE I WAS CONFUSED ON HOW TO GET THE SHEET AROUND THE CORNERS OF THE BASEMENT FLOOR overly manly man

Pussy ass beds

I HAD A PILLOW ONCE THEY USUALLY CALL THEM CINDERBLOCKS overly manly man

intellectual hobknobbery

IM SO SCARY.... GHOSTS BUST ME, AND I RIP THEIR JAWS OFF overly manly man

Fuck a Zombie

I SAW A ZOMBIE ONCE I ATE IT overly manly man