overly manly man

Wine is for chicks

WINE? YOU MEAN BITCH WHISKEY? overly manly man

What's mouthwash?

MOUTH WASH? YOU MEAN WHISKEY? overly manly man

Evo owner life

WRX STI YOU MEAN THE SLOW VERSION OF AN EVO? overly manly man

Elff'n on the Shelf...

I MY DAY WE NEVER PUT ELFS ON THE SHELF.... I STUCK THEM UP OUR ASS WHERE THEY BELONG.... IT AS MANLY THEN AS IT IS NOW.... WHAT SAY YOU....? overly manly man

Elffin... on the Shelf..

IN MY DAY WE NEVER PUT AN ELF ON THE SHELF.... WE STUCK 'EM UP OUR ASS WHERE THEY BELONG...IT WAS MANLY THEN AS IT IS NOW... overly manly man

Seperating egg whites?

WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT? overly manly man

Man's first aid kit

DUCT TAPE? YOU MEAN A FIRST AID KIT. overly manly man

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 UN BOXER ADEVARAT overly manly man

Infantry = Tank Track Grease

INFANTRY? GREASE FOR MY TANK TRACKS overly manly man

Slaying the Opossum

I SAY, OPOSSUM... LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS AND LET US ENGAGE IN FISTICUFFS. overly manly man