overly manly man

mortality is an opinion

ODDS OF DYING TWICE AS HIGH IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED overly manly man

Bullet proof vest? You mean chest hair.

         BULLET PROOF VEST?                YOU MEAN CHEST HAIR.      overly manly man

Bullet proof vest? No thanks. I have chest hair for that.

BULLET PROOF VEST? NO, THANKS.      I HAVE CHEST HAIR FOR THAT. overly manly man

Chest hair? Nah, pectoral beards

CHEST HAIR? NAH, PECTORAL BEARDS overly manly man

Was cold outside... grew some chest hair. Problem solved.

IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE GREW CHEST HAIR.  PROBLEM SOLVED. overly manly man

No Shave November...

NO SHAVE NOVEMBER... AND DECEMBER, JANUARY, FEBRUARY, MARCH, APRIL, MAY, JUNE, JULY, AUGUST, SEPTEMBER AND OCTOBER. overly manly man

BE A REAL MAN! GROW SOME CHEST HAIR!

BE A REAL MAN! GROW SOME CHEST HAIR! overly manly man

Sweater? You mean Back Hair.

SWEATER? YOU MEAN BACK HAIR. overly manly man

FUR COAT?

FUR COAT? YOU MEAN CHEST HAIR. overly manly man

Or Else!

COME TO JUST FIT.. OR ELSE... overly manly man