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Carbs !

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Don't cry over...

SPILLED MILK? SUCK IT UP overly manly man

Heartburn eh?

YOU SAY YOU GOT HEARTBURN? FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE overly manly man

Get shwasted

FEELING COLD? HERE, GRAB A DRUNK BLANKET overly manly man

No Taxation Without Representation

IF CONGRESS IS NOT DOING THEIR JOB... NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!!! overly manly man

Vodka mixers

YOU WANTED A MIXED DRINK?  HERE IS SOME VODKA, I MIXED IT WITH ICE.  overly manly man

Guan Yu

GUAN YU? YOU MEAN THE CHINESE SANTA CLAUS overly manly man

Coffee

SWEETENER? OH YOU MEAN BITCH POWDER overly manly man

NO TAK POD DO MNA

 NO TAK POĎ DO MŇA overly manly man

You can have the olives

YOU CAN HAVE THE OLIVES AS SOON AS I'M DONE EATING THE PITS overly manly man