He broke my pencil I broke his neck

He broke my pencil I broke his neck  Karate Kyle

"Hey bro can you wake me up tomorrow morning?" MOVE OUT

My son spilled paint in the garage Good thing it was red

My son spilled paint in the garage Good thing it was red  Vengeance Dad

They said I'd become mainstream I HID THEIR BODIES DOWNSTREAM

They said I'd become mainstream I HID THEIR BODIES DOWNSTREAM  Karate Kyle

It's O.K. I have life insurance. My family will live well after I am gone...

It's O.K. I have life insurance. My family will live well after I am gone...  Optimistic Crab

Says it'll be a Short Class Today runs 15 minutes over

Says it'll be a Short Class Today runs 15 minutes over  Engineering Professor

You join A.A.? Go back. Join A.A.A.!

You join A.A.? Go back.
Join A.A.A.!  High Expectations Asian Father

Cat lives and dies by Schroedinger's Equation!

Cat lives and dies by Schroedinger's Equation!  Lame Pun Coon

If Anti-Joke Chicken spoils the jokes, why are they still funny?

If Anti-Joke Chicken spoils the jokes, why are they still funny?  Philosoraptor

Engineering professor, y u no teach things I can use in real world?

Engineering professor, y u no teach things I can
use in real world?  Y U No