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Optimistic Crab

ooh! I love cakes What kind were you making again?

ooh! I love cakes What kind were you making again? Optimistic Crab
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don't worry kid you'll get it right

don't worry kid you'll get it right Optimistic Crab
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It's O.K. I have life insurance. My family will live well after I am gone...

It's O.K. I have life insurance. My family will live well after I am gone... Optimistic Crab
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At least when I don't come home tonight, my wife and kids won't know how horrible I died... Is that a camera? Fuck

At least when I don't come home tonight, my wife and kids won't know how horrible I died... Is that a camera? Fuck Optimistic Crab
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Could Be Worse At least I wont be boiled alive

Could Be Worse At least I wont be boiled alive Optimistic Crab
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Well At least I'm not a virgin

Well At least I'm not a virgin Optimistic Crab
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i'd complain, but I suppose that would be quite shellfish

i'd complain, but I suppose that would be quite shellfish Optimistic Crab
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Hello, barber! Just a little off the top, please.

Hello, barber! Just a little off the top, please. Optimistic Crab
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Are those wusthof brand shears? excellent choice, sir

Are those wusthof brand shears? excellent choice, sir Optimistic Crab
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I won't be home for supper Feeding a different family today

I won't be home for supper Feeding a different family today Optimistic Crab
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